February 02, 2004
Sex on Mars The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a...
September 30, 2003
The Jewish Parrot Since the Jewish new year was last Friday, here's a good one that involves a Jew, a parrot and the...
August 31, 2003
Who should make coffee in the morning, the man or the woman? Who should make coffee in the morning, the man or the woman? A man and his wife were having an...
June 11, 2003
Why did the Chicken cross the road? Someone just forwarded me the different explanations on why the Chicken crossed the road - here are a few examples:...
December 11, 2002
The story of Chicken Little One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the...
December 04, 2002
Pizzas and FBI Agents The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on "Global Organized Crime." The...
November 25, 2002
Dirty Things You Can Say on Thanksgiving Thanksgiving is one of my favorite American holidays. It's not a religious holiday, and like the original American settlers (Pilgrims),...
November 22, 2002
Hunting... Quiet! A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET....
November 08, 2002
Memo for Brazilian Portuguese speakers This is a memo for Brazilian speakers. If you don't speak Portuguese, you might not find this funny. SUBJECT: GUIDELINES...
September 27, 2002
How different Religions see life and death When you are in your casket, and friends, family, and congregates are mourning over you, what would you like to...
September 26, 2002
Letter of Resignation All of us have submitted a resignation letter at one time or another but none of them, I wager, had...
September 25, 2002
Parking Tickets I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I...
September 10, 2002
Vikings and Cheeseheads With the football season just around the corner, here's a good one: A first grade teacher explains to her class...
July 26, 2002
Sharing a radio This is a real letter to the editor from a newspaper in the UK. Sometimes I wonder if, as we...
July 25, 2002
Dissecting Fulci's "The Beyond" There's an intentionally ironic scene in Italian horror filmmaker Lucio Fulci's "The Beyond" involving a hospital cart with excruciatingly squeaky...
Man Falls Asleep At Church One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I...
July 23, 2002
Old rooster, new rooster A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts...
July 20, 2002
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,...
July 18, 2002
Telling a man's age A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the...
Engineers and Accountants Two engineers boarded a flight out of Calgary. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle...
July 17, 2002
Parents and kids An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but...
Are your parents home? A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. Johnny, a 10-year old boy, answers the...
July 16, 2002
Got time? A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest are in an airplane with three orphans. The pilot announces that the plane...


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