September 10, 2002
Vikings and Cheeseheads      Email this entry 

With the football season just around the corner, here's a good one:

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Vikings fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Vikings fans too.

No one really knowing what a Viking was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen who had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Viking fan." Then, asks the teacher, what are you? "Why, I'm a proud Cheese head," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a rebel. "Well, my Mom and dad are Cheeseheads, so I'm a Cheesehead too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Viking fan"



Posted by lbastard on September 10, 2002   Email this entry 

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