July 17, 2002
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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

Johnny, a 10-year old boy, answers the door holding a lit cigar in one hand,
a glass of Scotch in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his

Salesman: "Hello sonny, is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"

Posted by lbastard on July 17, 2002   Email this entry 


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