July 17, 2002
Apple releases new iToilet      Email this entry 

For years Apple has manufactured slow, unreliable, stupid looking computers and sold them at ridiculously high prices.

The new iToilet

And with the recent unveiling of the new iMac, Steve Jobs had an idea. "I have an idea!" he said. "Since most folks seem to think our new iMac is just a really really expensive desk lamp, maybe we should start manufacturing household appliances!"

Steve then danced around a bit, before adding "Hey! Since we're in the business of making crap, why not start with a toilet?!"

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Posted by lbastard on July 17, 2002   Email this entry 


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