July 16, 2002
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A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest are in an airplane with three orphans.

The pilot announces that the plane is going down and there are three parachutes left betweeen the six of them.

The doctor speaks up and says, "Gentlemen, we are all professional, middle-aged men who've experienced a good bit of life, let the children have the chutes."

The lawyer says "F*** the kids!".

The priest says,"Ya think we've got time?".

Posted by lbastard on July 16, 2002   Email this entry 


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